Joe Biden gave perhaps his most baffling comments on the border to date Monday when he told a reporter that he is “counting on” some action to fix the crisis at the border to “happen by itself.”

Following another disastrous appearance in New Hampshire, with more to follow, Biden stopped on the tarmac before shuffling up the small steps into Air Force One.

“When is a border executive action coming?” a reporter asked Biden.

“I’m counting on the border action happening by itself,” Biden responded.

What?

Those 94 executive actions he took to shut down Trump era border policies are just going to reverse themselves, are they?

The wide, open border is apparently going to close itself if left alone.

In reality, this translates as “I’m not going to do anything.”

Earlier, Biden said there just needs to be an “orderly process” at the border. Form an orderly queue and it’ll sort itself out.

At the end of this little meeting, Biden asked his handlers if he was “allowed to take questions.” The answer was no, the press were quickly ushered away and the feed cut.

Biden was busy Monday. During a speech at the National League of Cities at the Marriott Marquis Washington, he slurred his way through a snorefest speech and then was again cut off by his handlers before he had a chance to go off script.

He attempted a pathetic half jog off the stage as handlers frantically waved him in the right direction:

In New Hampshire, Biden’s brain malfunctioned and he rambled incoherently again:

He called John McCain his “predecessor.” We all must’ve missed when McCain was president.